(backpacker having conversation with Lizzie the Australian main character) Backpacker: 'What's the drinking age in Australia?''eighteen''is that enforced' Lizzie thought for a second before answering seriously, 'yes, they make us drink
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W.C. Fields
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Chelsea Handler
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